Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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