Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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