Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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