- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

yolo your orange looks orange

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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