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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Sex

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How high is the sky? True or False

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.