Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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