How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Happy Monday!

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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