- Anti Joke

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.