- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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