- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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