- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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