- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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