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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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