Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Good job, son.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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