- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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