What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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