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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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