Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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You were born.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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