How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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sucks Syntax...

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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