- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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