Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Dwight Howard

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Anti Joke

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