- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Your mother just died.

hashtags suck balls

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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