A house comes around the corner.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

i'm hard

So one time there was this woman learning...

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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