- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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