What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Lil Wayne

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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