How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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a man checks his mypsace

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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