- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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