- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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