- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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