- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

This is an anti-joke.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??