why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

cory

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Your life

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

PENIS that is all

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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