Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Abortion

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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