- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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