- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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