Women's Rights

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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