Your face is hilarious.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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