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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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