What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...