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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

learn. advance!

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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