- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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