A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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