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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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