A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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