What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

woman's rights

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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