- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

My Nan, that is all.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

knock knock Dave's not here.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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