- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Gay rights.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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