Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

No soap radio

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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