- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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