why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What? Huh?

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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