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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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