What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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