What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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