- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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