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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

your mama so old, shes dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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