- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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