- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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