- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A storm be brewin!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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