Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What's up? Your time.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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andrew wagner

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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