Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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