how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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