- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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