A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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