What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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call me maybe.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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