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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

The chickens have become self-aware!

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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