- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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