- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What do you call two dog? dogs

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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