- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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