- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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