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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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