why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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