A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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