- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Gustavo Andrade

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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