What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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