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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

WNBA

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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