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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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