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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Girls Lacrosse.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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