- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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