Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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