- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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