- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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