Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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I'm Polish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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