- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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