Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Guess what What

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

nolan is gay

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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