- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's big and purple? Barney

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

You are joking right?

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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