- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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