- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

where's mom I killed her

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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