- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

can you touch your toes? no

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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