Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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