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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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