- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A black man walks out of a police station

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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