Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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