What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Click here to end the world.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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