- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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