- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

This is a joke.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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