This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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why dont they make black forks

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I'm homeless.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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