- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What are annoying? Ads.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Women deserve equal rights.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Horse.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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