- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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