10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

George W. Bush

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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