- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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