Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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u suck

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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