what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Nobody cares maddie!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

call me maybe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...