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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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